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CHAINSAW KILLER

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CHAINSAW KILLER  ( For Buckets of Blood ) Chainsaw Wizards ( Read This ) do all kinds of sparkle-wink-wink cha-cha-cha-chainsaw stuff. Ehhh... You don't know about all that. You like your chainsaw. You like to do a killing. Simple as. Nosebleed by Ink-Yami Skills: 1) Cooking & Chainsaw Killing 2) Finance & Chainsaw Killing 3) Lumberjack & Chainsaw Killing Start with a chainsaw and an uncanny look in your eyes, like the inside of your head is an oubliette. You know that Capital-C-Chainsaws exist, but most of them think you're pond scum. Each Chainsaw Killer template gives you +2 HP and a cumulative 1-in-6 to Smell Fear. A) I GO CRAZY WITH A CHAINSAW!! When you rev that sexy beast up you go hog-in-the-fog with pure chainsaw rage and add your level to attack and damage and why not critical range too. When you get like this you know only one move and it's chainsaw attack. Every attack made against you hits you automatically without a roll, and if you can't cha...

A Travelogue

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A Traveler in the Lovely Dark Lexi's Far Traveler Class ( Here ) is utterly amazing: it's both a class-template à la wizard schools and a little exploration at the same time! I fully recommend doing this for your setting, it's super fun.  Here is what a Traveler's "Been There" table might look like for the Lovely Dark. A kind of travelogue for this tiny little half-real world, lost somewhere between death and dreaming. by Kei Nanameda ~ 1. The Underworld.  A few precious memories of that place remain to you. Endless grey hallways in obscure geometric forms. Warm breath exhaled down long highways made of electric light that go on and on and on through fathomless dark. Closed courtyards of ash-white trees and the bowed shapes that weep, as indistinct as traces in dust. The Houses of Judgement, where each stair comes up to your waist, and the doors tower out of sight. The Court, where Games are played. And once, a glimpse of Grandmother Possum in her rotten nest,...

Pirate Radio (A Contact for Lighthouse)

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Pirate Radio (A Contact for Lighthouse) Lighthouse is something you can see out the window, if you're sitting on the Throne of Salt . They did something with card-based resolution, which I've always been very fond of, so I've done a little writing on something they're fond of. Radio Live Free A station you hear through the static. Nobody tunes into Radio Live Free by accident. Some loyal listener showed you how before they disappeared, or you got some strongly worded advice in a chain email from a friend you don't keep in touch with, or you read a weird creepypasta and decided to give it a try. There are all kinds of different rituals: sometimes you have to dance under power lines. Sometimes you have to fall asleep to the static under the open sky. Sometimes you just have to be in the right state of mind. If it works, it rarely works twice. You'll know if you do it right. The voice of Radio Live Free will crash through the static in all its joyous ...

Warlock Patron: Semiramis-Nebuchadnezzar-Shamsi

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Semiramis-Nebuchadnezzar-Shamsi, LLP A patron for Oblidsideryptch's lovely GLOG Warlock . from War of Omens Goal: The world is a delicate balance of contracts and obligations. Spirits, ghosts, demons, gods— all varying legal terms for creatures of the same substance, bound by intricate laws rebuilt and refined over epochs. You never know what family politics have been built around their ancestor’s chain of demonic pacts, or what water rights dispute might trespass on of a long-settled divine imminence tort. There is great profit to be made in keeping these threads held together, and plucking them to the advantage of paying customers. Equipment: Formal work attire, and an attaché case containing paper, pens, legal bona-fides, and a company letter-opener. Boon: You have a lawyer’s education. The firm has legal possession of your soul for the duration of your employment, and keeps it secured in their vault. You can file appropriate paperwork if you want to temp...